AGUCOUPLES ALUMNI EDITION
Full Name: PATRICK BURGUETE CANLAS
Nickname: Poet (no "w" please)
High School: Don Bosco Academy
Hometown: San Fernando City or is it City of San Fernando?
Aguman Batch: Abe-Abe 1991A
Degree/s: BA Sociology / MA in Industrial-Organizational Psychology (ADMU)
Present Location: In front of my laptop
Present Occupation: Channels Area Manager, Innove Comms., Inc. (a.k.a. Globe Broadband)
Favorite GE subject: Math 1. Reason: first time to learn Statistics and Calculus courtesy of the great Salesian education system.
Favorite non-Aguman tambayan: None. The Aguman tambayan before (circa '90s) was strategically located in front of the Palma Hall Ladies’ CR. Where else should I be?
I was convinced to join UP Aguman because: They are a bunch of crazy people where I would perfectly fit in. Hell! I went to UP because I wanted to join Aguman! Another reason would be because they lacked good-looking people so they badly needed me on their roster.
My favorite Aguman memory is: Sexually abusing blind-folded neophytes and cutting classes to play tong-its or pusoy dos.
The best thing about being an AguPip is: Sexually abusing blind-folded neophytes! Disguising beso-beso and friendly hugs as just that. When you become an Aguman there's no such thing as walang malisya. Hehehe, sorry guys... you just got busted!
Back in college, the worst rule I had broken was: to sneak-in at Yakal pretending to be Noel Mutuc only to be busted by the lady guard, collared and dragged outside at 2:00 AM.
The difference between college life and the real world is: Back in college I had sex once a week. Today, once a year na lang.
The best thing about my work is: (Since me and my wife are both Globe employees) I get to boss around my wife when I am at their branch. At home, it's an entirely a different story.
Anyang mumuna, ing makibalu mu na pag-lolon ke y Jenny e dina: Maniwala kayu kanaku. Y Jenny ing meglolo kanaku. Ing mikabalu kanyan ay dina Greg Bituin, Francis David and Kathee Dijamco.
Anyang mebalu na kareng egana-ganang tau, ing meging reaction da reng AguPips is: OMG WTF?!?
She made the "first move" when she: told me to come over their house asking help on her paper. When we were left alone in their sala she raped me two times.
The best strategy to woo an AguGirl is: traditional stuff like chocolates, flowers, love letters (snail mail), poems and showing her your credit card.
When wooing an AguGirl, an AguBoy should never: wear spray net.
The hardest thing/part about being an AguCouple is: The Paparazzi. Being always compared to Brangelina and TomKat.
The best thing about being an AguCouple is: Common friends, shared experiences and same things to laugh about/at. Come to think of it, being an AguPip is like getting married. The day you get married is the day you start living your life "not for yourself alone." Aaaaaaww…
Message/advice to AguCouples or who want to be an AguCouple: Never let go of your AguPartner. Notice how many of our alumni (especially those in the Yahoo! Groups) still have hang-ups to this day. Aminiiiiiiiin! Don't make the same mistake. Go ahead and multiply.
Message to fellow alumni: Nananu ta pa? Minum ta na!
Message to the residents: It's better to be sorry than safe! Rock n' roll!!!
Full Name: JENNIFER MANARANG CANLAS
Nickname: Jenny
High School: East Central Colleges
Hometown: City of San Fernando
Aguman Batch: Pamikalugud 1990A
Degree/s: BA Public Administration
Present Location: In front of my PC
Present Occupation: Account Management Specialist at Globe Telecom
Favorite GE subject: Soc. Sci. 2, I had a very cute prof!!!
Favorite non-Aguman tambayan: Sigma Delta Pi tambayan (I had lots of friends there).
I was convinced to join UP Aguman because: all my friends at Kalayaan Residence Hall joined UP Aguman. And I heard that the "Dingdong Avanzado" look-alike is a member already.
My favorite Aguman memories are: playing pusoy dos at the tambayan, hide and seek at Vinzon's Hall and Sunken Garden at 12 midnight, and watching last full shows at SM City together.
The best thing about being an AguPip is: having lots of friends.
Back in college, the worst rule I had broken was: dorm curfew.
The difference between college life and the real world is: after graduating, I realized: maraming bobo sa real world! Hahahaha!
The best thing about my work is: I get to meet and help a lot of people.
Anyang mumuna, ing makibalu mu na pag-lolon nakung Poet e dina: Greg Bituin, Kathee Dijamco and Francis David.
Anyang mebalu na kareng egana-ganang tau, ing meging reaction da reng AguPips is: OMG! WTF?!!!
He made the "first move" when he: kept on visiting me at our house every Saturday night (kunwari dadakitan naku para mag-attend kaming Singles for Christ). Then, he volunteered to help me with my paper and suddenly kissed me. Ali na na atiis ing lugud na kaku!
The best strategy to woo an AguGirl is: give her chocolates and flowers. Mag-work pa kaya ini ngeni?
When wooing an AguGirl, an AguBoy should never: stare at other boys! Bwahahaha!
The hardest thing/part about being an AguCouple is: sorry, I just can't stop laughing about the "hardest thing/part" phrase. Something else comes to mind, hahaha!
The best thing about being an AguCouple is: we have shared experiences and common friends.
Message/advice to AguCouples or who want to be an AguCouple: Go for it. It is worth it! Or you would forever be wondering what might have been...
Message to fellow alumni: Kapilan tamu lumwal ulit?
Message to the residents: Congrats and keep on having fun!
*Title was given by Kong Poet himself -- "kasi kareng pictures mi lupa kaming number 10. Y Jenny itang 1 uling payatut ya, yaku naman ing 0 for obvious reasons."
Full Name: PATRICK BURGUETE CANLAS
Nickname: Poet (no "w" please)
High School: Don Bosco Academy
Hometown: San Fernando City or is it City of San Fernando?
Aguman Batch: Abe-Abe 1991A
Degree/s: BA Sociology / MA in Industrial-Organizational Psychology (ADMU)
Present Location: In front of my laptop
Present Occupation: Channels Area Manager, Innove Comms., Inc. (a.k.a. Globe Broadband)
Favorite GE subject: Math 1. Reason: first time to learn Statistics and Calculus courtesy of the great Salesian education system.
Favorite non-Aguman tambayan: None. The Aguman tambayan before (circa '90s) was strategically located in front of the Palma Hall Ladies’ CR. Where else should I be?
I was convinced to join UP Aguman because: They are a bunch of crazy people where I would perfectly fit in. Hell! I went to UP because I wanted to join Aguman! Another reason would be because they lacked good-looking people so they badly needed me on their roster.
My favorite Aguman memory is: Sexually abusing blind-folded neophytes and cutting classes to play tong-its or pusoy dos.
The best thing about being an AguPip is: Sexually abusing blind-folded neophytes! Disguising beso-beso and friendly hugs as just that. When you become an Aguman there's no such thing as walang malisya. Hehehe, sorry guys... you just got busted!
Back in college, the worst rule I had broken was: to sneak-in at Yakal pretending to be Noel Mutuc only to be busted by the lady guard, collared and dragged outside at 2:00 AM.
The difference between college life and the real world is: Back in college I had sex once a week. Today, once a year na lang.
The best thing about my work is: (Since me and my wife are both Globe employees) I get to boss around my wife when I am at their branch. At home, it's an entirely a different story.
Anyang mumuna, ing makibalu mu na pag-lolon ke y Jenny e dina: Maniwala kayu kanaku. Y Jenny ing meglolo kanaku. Ing mikabalu kanyan ay dina Greg Bituin, Francis David and Kathee Dijamco.
Anyang mebalu na kareng egana-ganang tau, ing meging reaction da reng AguPips is: OMG WTF?!?
She made the "first move" when she: told me to come over their house asking help on her paper. When we were left alone in their sala she raped me two times.
The best strategy to woo an AguGirl is: traditional stuff like chocolates, flowers, love letters (snail mail), poems and showing her your credit card.
When wooing an AguGirl, an AguBoy should never: wear spray net.
The hardest thing/part about being an AguCouple is: The Paparazzi. Being always compared to Brangelina and TomKat.
The best thing about being an AguCouple is: Common friends, shared experiences and same things to laugh about/at. Come to think of it, being an AguPip is like getting married. The day you get married is the day you start living your life "not for yourself alone." Aaaaaaww…
Message/advice to AguCouples or who want to be an AguCouple: Never let go of your AguPartner. Notice how many of our alumni (especially those in the Yahoo! Groups) still have hang-ups to this day. Aminiiiiiiiin! Don't make the same mistake. Go ahead and multiply.
Message to fellow alumni: Nananu ta pa? Minum ta na!
Message to the residents: It's better to be sorry than safe! Rock n' roll!!!
Full Name: JENNIFER MANARANG CANLAS
Nickname: Jenny
High School: East Central Colleges
Hometown: City of San Fernando
Aguman Batch: Pamikalugud 1990A
Degree/s: BA Public Administration
Present Location: In front of my PC
Present Occupation: Account Management Specialist at Globe Telecom
Favorite GE subject: Soc. Sci. 2, I had a very cute prof!!!
Favorite non-Aguman tambayan: Sigma Delta Pi tambayan (I had lots of friends there).
I was convinced to join UP Aguman because: all my friends at Kalayaan Residence Hall joined UP Aguman. And I heard that the "Dingdong Avanzado" look-alike is a member already.
My favorite Aguman memories are: playing pusoy dos at the tambayan, hide and seek at Vinzon's Hall and Sunken Garden at 12 midnight, and watching last full shows at SM City together.
The best thing about being an AguPip is: having lots of friends.
Back in college, the worst rule I had broken was: dorm curfew.
The difference between college life and the real world is: after graduating, I realized: maraming bobo sa real world! Hahahaha!
The best thing about my work is: I get to meet and help a lot of people.
Anyang mumuna, ing makibalu mu na pag-lolon nakung Poet e dina: Greg Bituin, Kathee Dijamco and Francis David.
Anyang mebalu na kareng egana-ganang tau, ing meging reaction da reng AguPips is: OMG! WTF?!!!
He made the "first move" when he: kept on visiting me at our house every Saturday night (kunwari dadakitan naku para mag-attend kaming Singles for Christ). Then, he volunteered to help me with my paper and suddenly kissed me. Ali na na atiis ing lugud na kaku!
The best strategy to woo an AguGirl is: give her chocolates and flowers. Mag-work pa kaya ini ngeni?
When wooing an AguGirl, an AguBoy should never: stare at other boys! Bwahahaha!
The hardest thing/part about being an AguCouple is: sorry, I just can't stop laughing about the "hardest thing/part" phrase. Something else comes to mind, hahaha!
The best thing about being an AguCouple is: we have shared experiences and common friends.
Message/advice to AguCouples or who want to be an AguCouple: Go for it. It is worth it! Or you would forever be wondering what might have been...
Message to fellow alumni: Kapilan tamu lumwal ulit?
Message to the residents: Congrats and keep on having fun!
*Title was given by Kong Poet himself -- "kasi kareng pictures mi lupa kaming number 10. Y Jenny itang 1 uling payatut ya, yaku naman ing 0 for obvious reasons."
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